“ a turtle is > your baby nephew, because its ok if you drop the turtle.
mustache is = to 3 gold chains, in creepyness.
a rabbit made out of candy is > candy made out of a rabbit.
whale watching is = to water staring.
a pipe is > a bong, because when you’re smoking a pipe at least it looks like you’re thinking about something.
a rubix cube is = to a drag queen, cuz its really colorful but i don’t want to do it.
mustache is = to 3 gold chains, in creepyness.
a rabbit made out of candy is > candy made out of a rabbit.
whale watching is = to water staring.
a pipe is > a bong, because when you’re smoking a pipe at least it looks like you’re thinking about something.
a rubix cube is = to a drag queen, cuz its really colorful but i don’t want to do it.
— Demetri Martin
